Macy is making me post...

Hello. I haven't posted for a bjillion years... and ive been ordered to do so... so ALOHA. I'm going out with Matt Lesicko. he is a hottie. at least I think so! Recently ive seen wotw, bewitched, the fantastic four, dark water, charlie and the chocolate factory and Howls moving castle. most of em were good... but the best was howls moving castle... I LOVE IT omg, it is good. there is this wizard named howl and he helps a girl named sophie out of trouble one day so the witch of the waste turns her 90 years old! and ah... this movie is awesome. I LOVE IT. especially calcifer. Ü hes hot (of course he is a fire demon so...) go see it 238732 out of 4 stars. that says i!

me and david are over... considering he wants 2 forget about me and wants me to forget about him. he doesnt like me "as a friend and more" well... fuck him, ill get over it, ive has enough shit to make a port-a-potty at a pie eating contest jealous. plus he is full of himself. i wish i could b his friend tho, o well. his loss. MATT IS FUCKING AWESOMER THAN HIM ANY DAY.

I have proven I am more ultramint than condom girl... i whipped serious guy-ass-ness at supa smash bros melee... NO ONE CAN BEAT ME! I NEED SOME FUCKIIN COMPETITION DAMNIT! i love online. and matt. <3

love logger: its more fun than your mom macy... im sry, will u tell her its over for me hun? please and thank u!
epachick66: lmao
epachick66: will do *tips hat*

spencer has found one of our many wonderful stories... i thought i should share it with u as an apology for not posting for over a month... and i g2g... but here...

THE DISTURBING ADVENTURES OF THE FLASH
by spencer suchoski and sarah jannsen.

Grandpa: hey i got a new camera
Spencer: Cool
Grandpa: Lets take some pictures!
Spencer: OK!
Grandpa: Hmmm... what whould we take pictures of?
Spencer: *makes funny face*
Grandpa: LOL

*PICTURE TIME*

*Flash* *Blinded by light* *Falls on floor in a horrible seizure* *Next morning wakes up in hospital bed* *Finds out his death is in 3 days and crys uncontrollably* *Crys so much that he ruins the bed and gets sued for property damage* *Crys so hard for getting sued that he starts a river and people start drowning!* *...and gets sued AGAIN for manslaughter* *Turns psyco and laughs MISCHEVIOUSLY* *Falls over dead* *Burried.... MISCHEVIOUSLY* *Turns out he's not actually dead and wakes up in coffin, under the ground* *YOU'VE GOT MAIL* *I do?* *No, I'm just screwin wit ya!* *ok....? ANYWAYS back to the story.... Tries tunneling out, but suffocates.* *Comes back to life as an achidna and eats a monkey* *And dies of food poisoning* *And comes back as an amoeba* *And splits in two and dies* *and comes back as a brainless monkey... no wait, I mean JAMES.* *And kills us all in a fit of rage* *And then finds a quater and does the happy dance* *Trips and causes an earthquake* *And the earth splits and dies in a volcanic explosion.* *And comes back as a martian* * and destroys Capitol Hill (the school). YES* *HURAY but then we all die* *he already killed us so it matter it does not* *But he kills us AGAIN* *And we go to heaven where God rejects us* *So then we go to hell and have a huge partay, but james gets mad cuz he wasn't invited so he kills himself, but goes to heaven, and shoots God in the head with an M16* *James laughes evily but finds out what he shot was only a hologram and was punished severely by God (took of his left pinky)* *And he cries alot and God gets really pissed off and takes off james's left leg, and keeps him in heaven* *...meanwhile in hell... WET T-SHIRT CONTEST* lmao *And satan goes and tries to rape sarah, but sarah slaps him and he falls over in a coma* *And sarah laughs EVILY and takes her place as queen of the demons.* *And we all bow down, lick her feet, and get up and start partaying again* *and you never get tired of partaaying and people start purposly shooting gods hologram* *STRIP POKER* *strip-poker and CHIPS* *and stripping* *and chocolate skinny dipping* *OMIGOD.... that's like heaven in hell* *HELL YA, and then the best thing happened; money fell from the ceiling!* *Then we get a giant air conditioner to try and freeze hell, and it WORKS! But then we're cold and start to "huddle" to keep warm* *"HUDDLE" while stripping* *James is REALLY pissed off and plans MISCHEVIOUS plan to break into hell* *and everyone in hell falls asleep together* *james finds a random jackhammer and drills his way into hell, and see's 'sally' sleeping with 'bob' and so he kills him in a fit of rage (which didn't work cuz he was already dead) and tries to rape sally, but she slaps him and gets mad* *after she was almost raped and james is raging mad she randomly decides to seduce him but she's secretly mrs. saindon* *and 2 mins into it james figures it out and starts running in circles screamin "WHYYYYYY????" * *and mrs saindon's like "screw it" and goes up to mr. ford and starts screwing him* *and as they're doin their thing, james goes up to the queen of demons and she starts to feel him up, and james thinks she wants it, so he grabs her, but she gets REALLY pissed off, so she cuts off his other leg. then some random, ugly, girl goes up to him and starts screwing him (cuz he can't get away)*

THE END

anyway i g2g so macy can c my post *sigh* i guess ill post again 2marrow. LOVE YA

~moi~